YO moma
YO moma so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
YO moma so ugly her shadow gave up.
YO moma so ugly that even Prince Charming refuses to kiss her - he'd rather live as a frog.
YO Moma so insanely ugly that I can screw her in any position and it's still Doggy-style!
Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.
Yo Momma so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo Momma so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
yo mamma is so stupid she stars at a orange juice for 20 min because it said Concentrate.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mamma so stupid, when the police asked her who killed her mother she looked in the mirror and said she did it.
YO moma so fat that she makes a sumo beet anerexic
YO mummas so old when her mumma told her to act her age she died
Yo mama’s so old jesus was her best friend
yo mamma so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo Momma so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Your mama so fat, when she walkes out of a store wearing yellow, everyone yells, "Hey taxi."
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
your momma so fat, she walked passed the tv and you missed 3 episodes.
HAAHAAHAHAHAHAH OMG jag döör av skratt det va kul .. äntligen skriver du roliga normala saker som jag tycker om va :)
HAHAHAHA jag gissar på att det är martina som är fisen :P
Och jag & du har samma humor :D:D:D HAHAH men jag pallar inte alltid skriva roliga saker din snetandade kamel
your momma so fat, she walked passed the tv and you missed 3 episodes. hahahahah :$
